SLOW YO' ROLLLLLLL

So DRANK BEVERAGE is the first ever "anti-energy" drink. It is fucking amazing. You actually feel calmed and mellow. You would honestly contemplate during a fire whether to run or stay chillin on the couch. Mix in some GOOSE and you are good to go.

It is available for sale at www.drankbeverage.com

SIPPIN ON THAT PURPLE SIZYRUP!!!!!

Kimbo is still the man

Even though Kimbo lost last night to "Big Fat-ASS" Nelson, he still gave it his all. He will be back this season I guarantee that. This TUF season showed us that Kimbo is not some goonie fuck but an actual cool-ass guy. The way Nelson was prancing around like a fagot after he won was pathetic..big deal you won..you should have you are an IFL champion you fucking pud. Kimbo youre my dude...

Im so cool

YO TAYLOR IM GON' LET YOU FINISH BUT FIRST I JUST WANTED TO SAY...im a pissed of black man who cant ever be happy with any thing im given..let me ruin your moment to make myself look like an ass..ill apologize later and blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL...its all good in the hood...and oh ya THE CROOKED TRUTH has the best blog ever!

You ready for the truth?

So im sick of seeing all the politically correct blogs..so i am going to give it to you my way. Fuck everyone else! Be prepared for the real deal..im the Perez Hilton of THE CROOKED TRUTH..but not nearly as fucking gay.....!